Hey, sassafrass!

You think you know music? You think you know good bands, and what's hot?

What if I told you everything you knew was wrong? What if I were to tell you that you have yet to truly experience real music?

Would you curl up like a little baby what misses his mommy? Would you smile and nod, but cry on the inside?

If you answered yes to either of these questions, then go back to your Google searchbar and type in "radio hits" because you obviously don't have what it takes to fully understand the power of Amplified to Rock.

However, if you think you're up to it, feel free to enter the site and learn about the most kick-ass bands this side of the Missoura. I can't guarantee that it won't feel like your computer screen is smashing your face in with the power of truth, or that you'll walk away from this site and not commit suicide after realizing what a waste your musical pursuits have been, but at least you're man or woman enough to find out. Right?